November 3 2008, 3:32 pm PT | Posted in: Other
I’ve ignored all polls up until now and will rely on the statistics from the past US Presidential elections to call this one for Barack Obama (and a day before the election, no less). Some may say, “But Dr Rassman, clearly the polls are showing Obama has a gigantic lead anyway!” … and to those people, I can only point out that it’s entirely because of his beautiful hairline. Ignore tax policy, ignore social programs, ignore foreign policy — this election is 100% hair related. People always vote for the hairiest, right?
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Did you actually want to say “May the ticket with transplanted hair win?”. I would not like to see politics on this page. I am conservative
Ha, I’m having some fun with this, that’s all.